Tuesday, 14 February 2012

some of the best valentines i've seen today..

You give me premature ventricular contractions.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like your face, lets watch Doctor Who.
Bow ties are red, the Tardis is blue, all my life I’ve been running, but I’d stop for you.
YouTube is red, YourPants is blue, I won’t ever forget, to be as awesome as you.
I’ll be the gamete cell to your gamete cell.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pringles and Picasso are like me and you.
pizza is red, the sky is blue, dude there’s no edge, but I’d make one for you.
mario is red,luigi is green,if you crash into a goomba i’ll give you my spleen.
I’m more attracted to you then oxygen is to hydrogen.
Gryffindor is red, Ravenclaw’s blue, I don’t need love potion to appreciate you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, men may not love me, but at least cats do.
I must secretly be drinking a Felix potion- because I’m so lucky to have you.
roses are white, blood is red, the girl on fire and the boy with the bread
We go together like Picasso and Pringles.
Okay. Okay.
You caught my heart, heart has been transferred to Bill’s PC.
Yoda best.
Roses are #FF000 Violets are #0000FF
Roses are red, Violets are blue, if you were pizza i’d download you.
Will you be my bald John Green to my other John Green?
Dude, NO EDGE.. to my love for you.
I’d go to the edge of the universe and back for.. oh wait, NO EDGE.

Sunday, 12 February 2012

stupid people.

things that piss me off?
dumb people.
people who believe anything when someone says, "did you know.." without even thinking about it.
and the fact that the tweet: 'WTF facts: The wedding ring goes on the left ring finger because it is the only finger with a vein that connects to a heart.' has 100+ retweets.

do i even need to explain how completely dumb this is?
please tell me they retweeted it to take the piss because if humanity is really that stupid i need to leave this planet.

the left finger is the ONLY finger with a vein that connects to the HEART, you know that organ that's ever-so-slightly important in the circulation system? the one the PUMPS. BLOOD. AROUND. THE. BODY. (i.e to the FINGERS, all ten (or eight plus two thumbs, whatever) of them).

because obviously, all the other finger's have veins that connect to the left big toe.

Sunday, 5 February 2012

bucket list.

- Meet Charlie McDonnell
- Go skydiving
- Write my own book
- Travel
- Play hide and seek in Ikea
- Obtain my Cannon 60D
- Help in Africa
- Go to a music festival
- Be in the newspaper ✓
- Eat KFC in Kentucky
- Drive at night with no destination
- Learn to play the ukulele
- Own a stylophone
- Kiss in the rain
- Make the ultimate wish on 11/11/11 at 11:11 ✓
- Read all of Jane Austen's books
- Own a polaroid ✓
- Move out
- Fall in love
- Go to a concert ✓
- Save someone's life
- Attend the Rugby World Cup
- Dye my hair a bright colour
- Sleep under the night sky
- Work in an independent bookshop
- Walk down Music Row
- Have a full Harry Potter Marathon
- Send a message in a bottle
- Walk on the Great Wall of China
- Ride a double decker bus
- Fully solve a rubik’s cube
- Finish an entire game of monopoly

Thursday, 19 January 2012

Why I like the 'get over it' campaign.

You know, the 'some people are gay. get over it.' one.
I love it, it's perfect. None of the polite/politically correct shit, it gets straight to the point with three words, get. over. it.
And what else is there to say? To the homophobics it's aimed at, what the fuck does it have to do with you whether some guys marry guys? Or girls fall in love with girls? Nowt. So GET OVER IT.
It's just a simple, effective way of saying 'no matter how much you unjustifiably dislike the situation, this is how it is, an it's not changing to fit your narrow minded ideas. so get over it.'
Yay for brutal honesty!

Also, 'get over it' seems generational specifically to us. It's something we would say. I couldn't imagine my grandma watching me weep over the new John Green book (I digress, but I had to put it in.. it was so good) and telling me to 'get over it'. It's just not something older people would say. And it seems to me that it's the older generations that are the problem, we seem much more accepting of people of different age/race/sexuality etc. SO YAY, for us being awesome. It's almost like our generation is telling the old people to 'get over it.'

And they should. Because that's how the world is.

I love seeing the posters up in random places, it's so different to the other adverts you see. It's blunt and to the point, no fancy pictures or anything. And that's how to get people's attention, by not being something expectantly polite and GETTING TO THE POINT.
And celebrities that wear the Get Over It shirts, I seriously heart you.

I'm not gay, I just really hate homophobic people.

Wednesday, 18 January 2012

okay seriously, sopa?

censorship? like what are we nazi germany?

i'm not actually american, so this probably won't affect (i just spent ten minutes trying to decide which version of this word to use and it's probably still the wrong one) me...
but do you know what is american?
and twitter.
and tumblr.
and facebook, but i wouldn't really miss that shit much.

YOUTUBE though people. it is a human right to be able to view charlie mcdonnell's ever increasing sexiness via video blogging.
no but really, surely 'freedom to knowledge' as wikipedia is putting it is actually a human right. we should be allowed to learn, and find out things we want to know. and yeah, we have books (which i heart, btw) but we also have this incredibly massive high speed magic trick that allows us to learn anything we want called the internet. it's progress. and why would you take that away?

'piracy' my arse.
how many people use the internet to research new music artists/films? publicity isn't piracy. when those artists then benefit greatly from the fame. or all the adverts that you spam the sides of our browsers with?

censorship is bad. any person in vague possession of any historical knowledge whatsoever knows this. hitler censors germany's media for years.. and what happened then? they knew nothing other than what he wanted him to know. they then voted him in. he took control. BAM. HOLOCAUST. massacre. badness. world suck.

so the us congress needs to get over themselves and focus on something more important, something that will DECREASE rather than increase world suck. like ending world hunger.

Monday, 16 January 2012

hey, i probably don't like you.

it's not personal or anything, but you probably suck.
humans in general do.
and if you don't i applaud you, for having the strength (an appropriate word i suppose?) to be not suckish.

suckish as a definition:
those people who follow the crowd, like gormless sheep. they all do exactly the same things and then complain that said thing is 'rinsed.' facebook is the prime example of this. not the site itself, it just highlights everything you hate about the people you know. like when people say things like, "need a boyf for winter:(" or "text me i need numbers."

i genuinly lost the will to live a few months ago while in the school bathrooms. some bimbo girl was putting on her face paste (make up) and her concerned friend suggested she tone it down as it was looking slightly orange under the light. her reply, and i am NOT fabricating this at all. her reply was.. "oh, it's okay i like to look a bit orange." LIKE. she LIKES to LOOK ORANGE.
the world isn't even worth living in if this is what people are like.
i always thought the orange look was bore of accident or even insecurity, not that it was actually aimed for. save me, please.

then on the other hand, i'm not cynical. there are pure awesome people in the world too. hank and john green are prime examples of this.
but 'normal' people too, there are at least three or four people (not particually friends) in my school who i think are awesome people (but people i mean their personality). they have good states of mines, ideas and opinions. they're honest, and aren't sheep.
if everyone could be like that i'd be happy to shut up and keep my opinions to myself. but they're not. and the world sucks.

*awkward wave*

p.s. i have four followers! well.. technically three (no news on how to unfollow myself as of yet?)
and i definitely, and most certainly do not hate you three. thanks for being awesome ><

Sunday, 15 January 2012


i don't really have anything to say.. i just wanted it on record:

WITH 100%!

p.s. i recently found the 'stats' page, and it says i've had 116 views! which is beyond awesome, but then i got worried that as i was able to accidentally follow myself maybe some (if not all) of the views were me.. which is kind of gutting, any one know if that counts?