Tuesday, 14 February 2012

some of the best valentines i've seen today..

You give me premature ventricular contractions.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like your face, lets watch Doctor Who.
Bow ties are red, the Tardis is blue, all my life I’ve been running, but I’d stop for you.
YouTube is red, YourPants is blue, I won’t ever forget, to be as awesome as you.
I’ll be the gamete cell to your gamete cell.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pringles and Picasso are like me and you.
pizza is red, the sky is blue, dude there’s no edge, but I’d make one for you.
mario is red,luigi is green,if you crash into a goomba i’ll give you my spleen.
I’m more attracted to you then oxygen is to hydrogen.
Gryffindor is red, Ravenclaw’s blue, I don’t need love potion to appreciate you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, men may not love me, but at least cats do.
I must secretly be drinking a Felix potion- because I’m so lucky to have you.
roses are white, blood is red, the girl on fire and the boy with the bread
We go together like Picasso and Pringles.
Okay. Okay.
You caught my heart, heart has been transferred to Bill’s PC.
Yoda best.
Roses are #FF000 Violets are #0000FF
Roses are red, Violets are blue, if you were pizza i’d download you.
Will you be my bald John Green to my other John Green?
Dude, NO EDGE.. to my love for you.
I’d go to the edge of the universe and back for.. oh wait, NO EDGE.

Sunday, 12 February 2012

stupid people.

things that piss me off?
dumb people.
people who believe anything when someone says, "did you know.." without even thinking about it.
and the fact that the tweet: 'WTF facts: The wedding ring goes on the left ring finger because it is the only finger with a vein that connects to a heart.' has 100+ retweets.

do i even need to explain how completely dumb this is?
please tell me they retweeted it to take the piss because if humanity is really that stupid i need to leave this planet.

the left finger is the ONLY finger with a vein that connects to the HEART, you know that organ that's ever-so-slightly important in the circulation system? the one the PUMPS. BLOOD. AROUND. THE. BODY. (i.e to the FINGERS, all ten (or eight plus two thumbs, whatever) of them).

because obviously, all the other finger's have veins that connect to the left big toe.

Sunday, 5 February 2012

bucket list.

- Meet Charlie McDonnell
- Go skydiving
- Write my own book
- Travel
- Play hide and seek in Ikea
- Obtain my Cannon 60D
- Help in Africa
- Go to a music festival
- Be in the newspaper ✓
- Eat KFC in Kentucky
- Drive at night with no destination
- Learn to play the ukulele
- Own a stylophone
- Kiss in the rain
- Make the ultimate wish on 11/11/11 at 11:11 ✓
- Read all of Jane Austen's books
- Own a polaroid ✓
- Move out
- Fall in love
- Go to a concert ✓
- Save someone's life
- Attend the Rugby World Cup
- Dye my hair a bright colour
- Sleep under the night sky
- Work in an independent bookshop
- Walk down Music Row
- Have a full Harry Potter Marathon
- Send a message in a bottle
- Walk on the Great Wall of China
- Ride a double decker bus
- Fully solve a rubik’s cube
- Finish an entire game of monopoly