Tuesday 14 February 2012

some of the best valentines i've seen today..

You give me premature ventricular contractions.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like your face, lets watch Doctor Who.
Bow ties are red, the Tardis is blue, all my life I’ve been running, but I’d stop for you.
YouTube is red, YourPants is blue, I won’t ever forget, to be as awesome as you.
I’ll be the gamete cell to your gamete cell.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pringles and Picasso are like me and you.
pizza is red, the sky is blue, dude there’s no edge, but I’d make one for you.
mario is red,luigi is green,if you crash into a goomba i’ll give you my spleen.
I’m more attracted to you then oxygen is to hydrogen.
Gryffindor is red, Ravenclaw’s blue, I don’t need love potion to appreciate you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, men may not love me, but at least cats do.
I must secretly be drinking a Felix potion- because I’m so lucky to have you.
roses are white, blood is red, the girl on fire and the boy with the bread
We go together like Picasso and Pringles.
Okay. Okay.
You caught my heart, heart has been transferred to Bill’s PC.
Yoda best.
Roses are #FF000 Violets are #0000FF
Roses are red, Violets are blue, if you were pizza i’d download you.
Will you be my bald John Green to my other John Green?
Dude, NO EDGE.. to my love for you.
I’d go to the edge of the universe and back for.. oh wait, NO EDGE.

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